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  • #16
    May the flames of Hell consume and purify your wretched souls

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    • #17
      nobody said that he was not walking on water.
      he just met atheistic-minded crocs on his road.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by breki View Post
        May the flames of Hell consume and purify your wretched souls
        Like Kanye West, Jesus walks with me. Good luck everyone else.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by nant View Post

          Like Kanye West, Jesus walks with me. Good luck everyone else.

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          • #20
            I'm sure this was Satans doing. I can't think of a single reason "Crocodile River" would be dangerous.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Sniffit View Post

              Jesus never said that...!
              It's open to interpretation.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by breki View Post
                May the flames of Hell consume and purify your wretched souls
                amen, i've almost lost my faith because of this thread. thanks god i woke up to this assuasive bible.

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                • #23
                  “He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us.
                  This is could be from some Monty Python sketch.

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                  • #24
                    Do these holy men ever practice at home before the big Croc River walk? You know, a quick stroll across the bathtub to prove you can do it?

                    ​As for Monty Python, I'm seeing the Pythons in their old lady outfits as parishioners, narrating the sad demise of their preacher.

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                    • #25
                      this pastor did not watch tv series Mythbusters :walking on water

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GWhOLorDtw

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                      • #26

                        https://youtu.be/lyqARK6FoDk

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