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    A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.
    “We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”
    http://dailypost.ng/2017/05/13/pasto...er-like-jesus/

    Bwahahahaha this is golden.
    Darwin award of the decade.

  • #2
    The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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    • #3
      Thanks for posting!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Sniffit View Post


        http://dailypost.ng/2017/05/13/pasto...er-like-jesus/

        Bwahahahaha this is golden.
        Darwin award of the decade.
        I have 2 responses:

        A.) ..... when I read the title of the thread....I thought it was another Trump / anti Trump joke.

        B.) ...... reminds me of an old ancient joke about the alligator getting his first taste of human flesh when he gobbled down a whole human, the gator says "wow, that's good, no horns, no scales, no claws, no fangs!"

        Guess you had to of been there.

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        • #5
          At least he didn't drown ....

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          • #6
            Originally posted by HisRoyalHighness View Post
            The Lord works in mysterious ways.
            The lord does not work on Sunday.

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            • #7
              What a croc.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by HisRoyalHighness View Post
                The Lord works in mysterious ways.
                The sad thing is that religious zealots would disagree. You know, something about the Lord exacting swift revenge on a Jesus impostor…

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by GB_FXST View Post
                  At least he didn't drown ....
                  Just like Jesus! Praise the Lord!

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                  • #10
                    The Lord has taken note of your heresy

                    Remember that He loves you, while you burn in Hell

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                    • #11
                      “We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”
                      So, apparently, did the crocodiles...
                      Last edited by IDF_TANKER; 14-05-2017, 11:59 AM.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by IDF_TANKER View Post

                        So, apparently, did the crocodiles...
                        To give the crocs credit they had probably been praying too, for an idiot that would try walking on water. Maybe the almighty chose to answer crocs prayers instead.

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                        • #13
                          Walking on water is easy.

                          You just wait for the temperature to drop below 0 Centigrade.

                          Amateur.

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                          • #14
                            Idiot. Jesus obviously used a bridge.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hildemel View Post
                              Walking on water is easy.

                              You just wait for the temperature to drop below 0 Centigrade.

                              Amateur.
                              Jesus never said that...!

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