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    'The West used lizards to spy on Iran': Head of country's armed forces claims reptiles that can 'attract atomic waves' were used by spies to locate nuclear facilities.

    'We found out that their skin attracts atomic waves and that they were nuclear spies who wanted to find out where inside the Islamic republic of Iran we have uranium mines and where we are engaged in atomic activities,' he added.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...acilities.html

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    Lizards are rubbish. Nothing will ever beat a British Army spokesman in Iraq having to say "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" .

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/6295138.stm

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    • #3
      We have a Nuclear Treaty with these asshats? Great.

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      • #4
        At least the velociraptors still remain undetected.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by gaz View Post
          Lizards are rubbish. Nothing will ever beat a British Army spokesman in Iraq having to say "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" .

          http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/6295138.stm
          Man-eating badgers, zionist pigeons, spy lizards… sounds an aweful lot like "well-poisoning Jewish child eaters" to me, only that phrase was used 700 years ago.

          Ooooh.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by gaz View Post
            Lizards are rubbish. Nothing will ever beat a British Army spokesman in Iraq having to say "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" .

            http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/6295138.stm
            I like the bit in the report where some woman slept with one

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            • #7
              Originally posted by riderboy View Post
              We have a Nuclear Treaty with these asshats? Great.
              ha ha - you think you have - 'peace in our time' comes to mind

              You should have done the job after the first gulf war whilst you had all the assets and infrastructure in Iraq - to be honest - I am sure you could have found a pretext (they got oil)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by riderboy View Post
                We have a Nuclear Treaty with these asshats?
                I'm wondering if Ohbummer was ever told that one of the first fatwas Khomeini issued freed all Muslims in Iran from having to abide by any treaty concluded with infidels.

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                • #9
                  The sharks are on strike, so lizards it is..

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                  • #10
                    Maybe he means Reptilian Shapeshifting Jews and it was just lost in translation.

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                    • #11
                      About time our Reptilian Overlords deployed some of their own forces.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kilgor View Post
                        'The West used lizards to spy on Iran': Head of country's armed forces claims reptiles that can 'attract atomic waves' were used by spies to locate nuclear facilities.

                        'We found out that their skin attracts atomic waves and that they were nuclear spies who wanted to find out where inside the Islamic republic of Iran we have uranium mines and where we are engaged in atomic activities,' he added.

                        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...acilities.html
                        Seems fair. If they're going to be running the Government spending a little time in service will be good for them.

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                        • #13
                          And Israel used pigeons.


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                          • #14
                            Reptilians.

                            If you need a conspiracy theory, always include NaziJewGayReptilianIlluminatiFreeMasons

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